1998 Classic: The Tea

I’m a Brit. I’m just tea-sing you.

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@MIRC_Ghost05/24/2003 01:29Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Hotmail_Checker02/23/2001 20:32Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Fresh_Prince_Will11/02/1997 22:45Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.

@Tony_Hawk_Pro05/12/2009 16:18Just landed a 900 while reading this!

@Trololo_Man_7002/03/2014 12:50Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

@Keyboard_Cat_P03/15/1996 02:04Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@Arthur_Fist_Fan08/30/2006 02:48My fist is clenched... with joy!

@Not_Bad_Obama02/04/1998 09:37Not bad. Not bad at all.