A small electronic chirping sound echoing from a child’s pocket during the sermon because their digital virtual pet is starving to death in the middle of church.
Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 1996 “Floppy Disks, Dial-Up Tones & Fellowship Halls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
As if! This is too funny.
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
May I suggest another joke, sir?
Good game, well played. This is a winner.