2003 Archive: The Surgeon’s Ego 2

“I’m a god in this room.” “And I’m the guy paying for your new Mercedes.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

"Count backwards from ten." "Ten... nine... Silicon... Valley..."...read more »

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

@Doom_Guy12/06/2011 11:43Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@Alt_Vista_Searcher03/13/2000 09:24I searched for "gold" and found this joke.

@Limp_Bizkit_Fan02/03/2015 21:03Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!

@Daria_Morg06/26/2006 08:46My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@IMVU_Chatter08/30/1996 21:493D laughs are the best!

@Clans_Leader_9910/04/2009 05:54Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!

@iPhone_User_0711/14/2002 20:33There’s an app for that? No, just this site!