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1999 Archive: The Surgeon’s Ego 2

“I’m a god in the OR.” “And a pauper in the parking lot?”

Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@USB_Pioneer04/11/1995 15:21Plug and Play laughter!
@Oracle_Says03/19/1999 00:48I knew you’d laugh at this.
@Mr_Blonde_Dance01/07/2008 22:51Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@About_Dot_Com10/16/2002 16:53The human guide to online humor.
@StrongBad_Mail11/28/2008 18:12I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
@Aliens_Guy_Hair04/07/1996 16:28I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
@Believe_It_Or_N02/25/2013 09:39I choose to believe it’s funny.

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