“I’m going to operate.” “Do you have an app for that?”
Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision Medicine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Waiting Room
There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »
The Final Checkup
Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »
58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K & The Genomic Revolution” Edition
In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition
In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »
2025 Classic: The Specialist
I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space Odyssey” Edition
In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision Medicine” Edition
In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »
62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & Grey’s Anatomy” Edition
In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »
2025 Classic: The Doctor's AI
My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »
65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition
In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »
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2025 Archive: The Surgeon’s Fee 2
He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »
2025 Archive: The Diet
"I'm on the 'Data-Sync Diet'. I only eat what my AI says my gut b...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vitamin
"Take this. It has 'Neural-Minerals'."Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes...read more »
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid Health” Edition
In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
No viruses here, just good vibes.
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
This site is very exciting!
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
We are many. We are laughing.