1995 Classic: The Suit

My tailor is happy to make me a new suit. Or so it seams.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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I’m "transparent."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The ...read more »

I’m "shining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

We’re a "fruitful" pair of cyborgs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "locking" my DNA profile.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

2005 changed how we consume everything. While the first video "Me...read more »

I’m "pining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full ...read more »

I’m "settling."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

2003 was the year we learned that "fish are friends, not food." W...read more »

I’m "cracking" the ultimate code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I "need" more space in my neural cloud.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "purr-fectly" integrated.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’m "shore."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full R...read more »

@Hercules_Xena11/04/2000 22:15By the gods, this is a funny one!

@Keyboard_Warrior02/13/2001 06:27F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!

@Malware_Hunter04/27/2007 08:59Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Ninja_Turtle_R06/15/1995 18:00Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.

@Dancing_Baby_9604/14/1996 01:24Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@AllYourBase_9912/27/2007 07:58All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@Netscape_Now_B06/09/2013 19:52I clicked the button and it brought me here!

@Railgun_Sniper06/29/2012 14:38I saw that laugh coming from across the map.