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Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
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