First Contact: Why the Borg? For proving that the only way to save the future was for Patrick Stewart to get really sweaty in a tight vest.
Part of the 38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1996 “Show Me The Money, Aliens & Accents” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2024 Vintage: The Wicked Part 1
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2023 Classic: The Past Lives Subway
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
One joke to rule them all!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
One billion... laughs!
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.