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1996 Vintage: The Star Trek

First Contact: Why the Borg? For proving that the only way to save the future was for Patrick Stewart to get really sweaty in a tight vest.

Part of the 38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1996 “Show Me The Money, Aliens & Accents” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Floppy_Disk_Hero08/27/2008 08:15I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
@Lord_Of_The_Rings08/20/1997 12:42One joke to rule them all!
@Hotmail_Checker12/23/2015 06:50Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Men_In_Black_K12/16/1997 00:59We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Jesus_Quintana09/28/2005 22:39Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
@Steve-O_Wild10/28/2009 21:32Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@BackToFuture_M08/19/2010 02:13Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Dr_Evil_Pinky11/01/2007 08:10One billion... laughs!
@Leeroy_Jenkins10/23/2003 22:17At least I have chicken... and this joke!
@Tay_Zonday_Fan03/14/2015 10:04Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.

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