Into the Spider-Verse: “There’s a version of me that’s successful!” “Well, tell that version to send us some money, because this one is broke.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap & Tide Pod” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken Internets” Edition
In 2014, adult humor was as cold as a bucket of ice and as thirst...read more »
Q: Why is it so cheap...
Q: Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house?
A: Be...read more »
The Bar Encounter
A classic setup with a punchline that hits home.A beautiful woman...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Exit
"Why was 2025 so fast?" "Because we spent the whole year waiting...read more »
The Nap Strategy
Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Red Light, Green Light” Edition
In 2021, adult humor was about the absurdity of value. We spent t...read more »
The Work Promotion
Climbing the ladder and losing your mind.My boss said I was getti...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mickey Mouse Horror
"Steamboat Willie is coming for us!" "No, that's just your copyr...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2010 “Dream Within A Dream & Insta-Glam” Edition
In 2010, adult humor went deep. If you weren't joking about ...read more »
Q: What do you call bees...
Q: What do you call bees that produce milk instead of honey?
A: ...read more »
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52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch 'Em All & Reality Check” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between the internet and reality finally di...read more »
The Romantic Getaway
A weekend for two that felt like a comedy of errors.We went to a ...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2011 “Arrow to the Knee & Royal Fever” Edition
In 2011, adult humor moved from the cinema to the "Cloud." If you...read more »
56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden Dress & Turtleneck Vibes” Edition
In 2015, adult humor was viral, fast, and often filtered. If you ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
The coolest joke in the zip code.
The best thing since version 1.0!
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.