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1997 Legacy: The Speed 2

Cruise Control: Why the boat? For proving that the only thing worse than a bus that can’t slow down is a giant cruise ship that moves at 5 miles per hour toward a pier.

Part of the 37 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1997 “King of the World, Bad Batmans & Face-Swapping” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Flash_Animator09/22/1998 09:10I should make a stickman movie about this.
@Offspring_Guy05/18/2008 16:01The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@HotBot_User10/13/2000 23:44Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
@Annoying_Orange11/27/1997 21:42Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
@Browser_War_V12/13/2009 04:03Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

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