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1996 Vintage: The Space Jam Release

 Why did kids in ’96 lose their minds? Because MJ and Bugs Bunny beat aliens, and we all decided “I Believe I Can Fly” was our new national anthem.

Part of the 45 Sports Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Golden Shoes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@OfficeWorker_9901/14/2014 15:42I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
@Abe_Sapien_Fan08/03/2004 21:23I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
@Ninja_Turtle_R01/03/1997 13:49Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Mocking_Sponge12/24/2002 07:50mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
@Illidan_Blind05/05/2007 22:43I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!

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