Why was the post-Apartheid military shopping? To prove that “Rainbow Nation” defense requires a lot of shiny new corvettes and fighter jets from Europe.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1995 “Stealth & Software” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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