Why was it so spread out? To make sure that if a joke landed poorly, the comedian had a 6-foot head start to run away.
Part of the 37 Oscars Jokes: The 2021 “Train Station, Nomadland & The Hopkins Twist” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Best Supporting Actor Race
Why did Samuel L. Jackson lose? Because the Academy decided that ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Godzilla Minus One" Shoes
Why did the winners wear monster shoes? To prove that if you can ...read more »
42 Oscars Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic, Tiaras & King of the World” Edition
In 1997, the 69th Academy Awards were less of a ceremony and more...read more »
37 Oscars Jokes: The 2015 “Birdman, Tightie-Whities & Gaga’s High Notes” Edition
In 2015, the 87th Academy Awards proved that "art" is often just ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Timothée Chalamet "Bob Dylan" Look
Why was he nominated? To prove that he can play a folk legend, a ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Original Score
Why did Hans Zimmer win (again)? Because he’s the only man who ca...read more »
2024 Archive: The John Cena "Costume" Moment
Why did John Cena walk on stage naked? To prove that in 2024, the...read more »
2025 Vintage: Conan’s Opening
Why was Conan O’Brien the perfect host? Because the Academy reali...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Best Live Action Short
Why did The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar win? Because Wes Ander...read more »
2024 Archive: The Best Supporting Actress Race
Why did Da’Vine Joy Randolph sweep? Because her performance in Th...read more »
😜 More from category: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The Best Animated Feature
Why did The Boy and the Heron win? Because Hayao Miyazaki is a wi...read more »
2025 Archive: The Honorary Award for Angela Bassett (Wait, she got it already)
Why did they give a special shoutout to Quincy Jones? To remind u...read more »
43 Oscars Jokes: The 2022 “CODA, The Slap & Dune’s Desert Sweep” Edition
In 2022, the 94th Academy Awards returned to the Dolby Theatre an...read more »
43 Oscars Jokes: The 2000 “American Beauty, Stolen Statues & Billy’s Millennium” Edition
In 2000, the 72nd Academy Awards arrived with a sigh of relief th...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
My followers need to see this!