1998 Vintage: The “Snake” Champion

One, but they’ll grow longer with every turn of the bulb.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 1998, the world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," Google had just...read more »

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? None. The...read more »

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? One. He...read more »

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@Internet_Explorer_309/19/2011 11:45Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!

@Emule_Donkey11/26/2015 09:47Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@Trainspotting_Rent05/26/2006 20:40Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Loituma_Girl11/26/1998 12:31Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

@Leeroy_Jenkins12/24/2006 10:06At least I have chicken... and this joke!