I’m “hiss-terical” when the Wi-Fi drops.
Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
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Standard classic. Never gets old.
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
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If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!