I’m “vanishing” from the chat.
Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
M’lady... this joke is superb.
Classic. Simply classic.