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1995 Vintage: The “Smart Bomb” Marketing

Why did we love the Laser-Guided footage? To make war look like a video game, where the crosshairs always hit the target and the “Collateral Damage” is just a glitch in the graphics.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1995 “Stealth & Software” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pager_Guy12/12/2001 16:15Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@Starship_Troopers08/02/2003 13:24I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Goonies_Never_D10/06/2001 19:22Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
@Harambe_Memories11/19/2014 07:50Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
@Friendster_Ghost07/30/1998 00:53Remember me? I’m still laughing.
@Pwnage_King12/17/2012 19:16Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.

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