Why were the subs so quiet? Because with the Soviets gone, the only thing the U.S. Navy was worried about was a “Diesel Sub” owned by a country you can’t find on a map.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1995 “Stealth & Software” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
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