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2009 Vintage: The Sheep

 I’m “following” the herd.

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Toy_Story_Buzz05/22/2003 13:10To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@Web_Master_Flex10/08/2010 12:28I am adding this to my links page right now.
@StarWars_Nerd09/10/1998 06:50The farce is strong with this one!
@Snake_Game_Pro02/09/1999 13:08I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@Beverly_Hills_9021007/21/2003 02:13The coolest joke in the zip code.
@HTML_Hacker12/05/2006 15:22<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@Pirate_Bay_9903/31/2015 06:07Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Rocket_Power_9904/24/2000 18:35We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
@StumbleUpon_User04/17/2014 22:26I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!

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