1995 Classic: The Seal “Kiss from a Rose”

Why the Batman soundtrack? For a song so powerful it made everyone forget that Batman Forever had nipples on the suit.

🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Napster_King01/05/2007 05:38I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@Linux_Kernel_0.102/20/2003 10:05Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@RoboCop_9001/06/1995 18:41Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.

@Fat_Bastard_Get11/01/2003 11:12Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).

@Grumpy_Cat_Real07/02/2004 17:30I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).