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1996 Classic: The Scream Movie

 Why did we stop answering the phone? Because Neve Campbell and a guy in a ghost mask made us realize that “What’s your favorite scary movie?” was a death sentence, not a pick-up line.

Part of the 40 Celebrity Jokes: The 1996 “Spice Up Your Life” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X05/23/1996 09:55Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@Y2K_Ready11/27/2002 09:18If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@Dorm_Room_Hero05/02/2011 22:53My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
@Oracle_Says01/14/2010 21:44I knew you’d laugh at this.
@Diva_Plavalaguna03/06/1995 07:46The highest note of humor!
@Frame_Set_Wizard11/09/2005 12:42I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
@Annoying_Orange11/23/2014 11:59Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
@Tay_Zonday_Fan05/16/2010 15:38Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.

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