Why was the beginning of the movie so blurry? Because Steven Spielberg wanted the audience to feel the chaos of war, and also to make sure we couldn’t see how much the actors were actually crying.
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The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Could this joke BE any funnier?
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
I see funny people... everywhere!
Silently laughing in the snow.
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!