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1997 Vintage: The Sanka Coffee Kettle

The older ladies in the kitchen refusing to use the new coffee maker, relying instead on a massive aluminum kettle to boil water for instant decaf.

Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 1997 “Dial-Up Webpages, Beepers & Fellowship Hall Potlucks” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Flash_Player_Fan02/04/2013 03:41Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Tamagotchi_Sitter03/22/2001 13:26My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Silicon_Valley_Fan08/02/1997 07:45This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@Floppy_Fanatic07/17/2000 16:21Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@Kernel_Panic_9801/08/1997 01:16This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
@Fight_Club_Member09/16/1995 14:16I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@Maplestory_Kid10/29/2003 16:17@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
@Happy_Tree_Fans03/29/2002 16:44So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

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