I’m a beach. I’m just shore of myself.
Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
Professional humor for professional people.
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
I see what you did there. Clever!