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2002 Classic: The Sailor

 “A dark room is just a land-locked shipwreck.”

Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic Glow archive. Historically Verified

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@Napster_King06/01/1997 05:28I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
@Encarta_User04/25/1998 07:17I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@Dreamcast_Gamer07/04/2005 20:35Thinking is definitely funny today.
@Big_Snatch_Boris09/18/2000 00:13Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@Thundercats_Ho04/03/1998 12:20Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
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@Challenge_Acc06/11/2007 08:39Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
@Mind_Blown_Gif04/17/2013 08:51*Boom* - there goes my brain!

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