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2007 Legacy: The Rudy Giuliani Campaign

Why was the “Hero of 9/11” losing? Because “9/11” is a date, not a health care plan or a tax policy.

Part of the 36 Presidential Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Hope” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Forrest_Gump_8806/14/2005 00:32Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@Titanic_Jack06/12/1995 09:53I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Dark_Knight_Joker04/26/1995 17:35Why so serious? Read this joke!
@Hellboy_Red03/07/2004 21:12I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@Best_Viewed_IE405/27/1999 15:46Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
@Maplestory_Kid12/03/2014 00:02@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
@Boxxy_Queen01/31/2000 12:35I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!

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