Refusing to get rid of the heavy, cream-colored wall telephone that requires twenty seconds of spinning just to dial a zero, claiming the new push-button models are a passing fad.
Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 1995 “Reading Glasses, VCR Clocks & Early Bird Specials” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
A joke about nothing? Love it!
A joke for the end of the world.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
The best thing since version 1.0!
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!