1995 Archive: The Ronaldo (R9) Debut in Europe

Why were the defenders falling over? Because a 18-year-old Brazilian was moving his feet so fast it looked like a glitch in the 1995 broadcast.

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, "At y...read more »

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@ICQ_Classic06/05/2007 19:46That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Tech_Support_Guy05/04/1999 01:00Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?

@WiFi_Zero_One06/05/2005 13:03Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!

@Brazil_Terry_G09/14/2012 13:05Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@Mondo_Media_X06/26/2005 19:57Top tier web animation humor!

@Annoying_Orange06/04/1998 22:53Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!