Why was the 40/70 club so exclusive? Because he’s the only member, proving that you can hit for power and steal bases like you’re in a 1980s video game.
Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2023 “The Joker’s Ring & The Kelce Bowl” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "Non-Stop" Soccer Calendar
Why were the players taking naps during corners? Because between ...read more »
51 Sports Jokes: The 2022 “Messi’s World & The Great Farewell” Edition
In 2022, the sports world completed its most dramatic script yet....read more »
The NASCAR Speed
Turning left for four hours is a professional skill.Why did the N...read more »
The Cricket Length
A sport that lasts longer than most vacations.I watched a cricket...read more »
The Basketball Height
A tall tale from the hardwood court.I asked the basketball player...read more »
2025 Classic: The World Cup 2026 Countdown
Why were the stadiums in the US already changing their grass? Bec...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2004 “Curse-Breakers & Olympic Glory” Edition
In 2004, the impossible became routine. The Red Sox finally stopp...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2003 “King James & Swiss Maestro” Edition
In 2003, the guard officially changed. A high school kid from Ohi...read more »
The Marathon Struggle
Running 26 miles just to get a free banana.I told my friend I was...read more »
2025 Classic: The "End" of the Big Three
Why were Federer, Nadal, and Djokovic finally in the "Legend" cat...read more »
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44 Sports Jokes: The 1998 “MJ’s Last Dance & The Home Run Chase” Edition
In 1998, sports were epic, controversial, and completely obsessed...read more »
The E-Sports Logic
When your thumb muscles are the strongest part of your body.My so...read more »
The Tennis Racket
Serving up some classic court-side wit.Why are tennis players so ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mahomes Three-Peat Chase
Why was the rest of the NFL living in a basement? Because Patrick...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
A wild laugh appeared!
Posting this to my own wall right now!