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2023 Legacy: The Ronald Acuña Jr. 40/70

Why was the 40/70 club so exclusive? Because he’s the only member, proving that you can hit for power and steal bases like you’re in a 1980s video game.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2023 “The Joker’s Ring & The Kelce Bowl” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The "Non-Stop" Soccer Calendar
Why were the players taking naps during corners? Because between ...read more »
51 Sports Jokes: The 2022 “Messi’s World & The Great Farewell” Edition
In 2022, the sports world completed its most dramatic script yet....read more »
The NASCAR Speed
Turning left for four hours is a professional skill.Why did the N...read more »
The Cricket Length
A sport that lasts longer than most vacations.I watched a cricket...read more »
The Basketball Height
A tall tale from the hardwood court.I asked the basketball player...read more »
2025 Classic: The World Cup 2026 Countdown
Why were the stadiums in the US already changing their grass? Bec...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2004 “Curse-Breakers & Olympic Glory” Edition
In 2004, the impossible became routine. The Red Sox finally stopp...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2003 “King James & Swiss Maestro” Edition
In 2003, the guard officially changed. A high school kid from Ohi...read more »
The Marathon Struggle
Running 26 miles just to get a free banana.I told my friend I was...read more »
2025 Classic: The "End" of the Big Three
Why were Federer, Nadal, and Djokovic finally in the "Legend" cat...read more »

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44 Sports Jokes: The 1998 “MJ’s Last Dance & The Home Run Chase” Edition
In 1998, sports were epic, controversial, and completely obsessed...read more »
The E-Sports Logic
When your thumb muscles are the strongest part of your body.My so...read more »
The Tennis Racket
Serving up some classic court-side wit.Why are tennis players so ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mahomes Three-Peat Chase
Why was the rest of the NFL living in a basement? Because Patrick...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@X-Files_Spooky03/24/2012 18:22I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
@Hanson_Fan_9705/21/2004 13:20Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
@Student_Life_0106/26/2000 16:21Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@Cipher_Steak01/31/1996 11:00Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
@Patrick_Bateman_Fan03/06/2002 23:59Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@Prestige_World_W09/15/2005 11:58Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
@Friday_Rebecca10/21/2011 15:53Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
@Guestbook_Signer04/04/2002 02:55Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
@Safari_Surfer12/13/2000 15:55A wild laugh appeared!
@Wall_Post_Hero05/30/2015 17:52Posting this to my own wall right now!

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