2000 Classic: The Rollerblade Tour

Why did the guy have a broken arm? Because he tried to “Blade” through the cobblestones of Prague while wearing a 20lb backpack.

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@CoolSkater9805/27/2008 10:31Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@WinAmp_Shaker03/01/2001 01:17It really whips the llama's ass!

@Dale_Doback_Fan04/26/2001 08:41Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!

@Get_Flash_Player12/11/1996 02:41Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@Everquest_Solo01/11/2009 19:54Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.