Why was the grass in London confused? Because a giant Dutchman with a massive serve stopped Pete Sampras’s win streak when Pete felt completely invincible.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.