2024 Archive: The Retainer Fee

A lawyer called it a “Neural Retainer” because the money disappears into a “black box” and no one knows how it’s calculated.

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@Napster_Leech06/02/2014 05:09Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Macarena_Dancer06/07/2001 14:36Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!

@Trinity_Matrix06/16/1997 21:16Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@Ruby_Rhod_Green08/29/2014 12:58Super green! Hilarious!

@Dancing_Baby_9607/20/2001 02:18Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@One_Does_Not_S02/27/2013 09:31One does not simply read one joke.

@iPhone_User_0712/05/2008 00:23There’s an app for that? No, just this site!