2024 Classic: The Reflex

He hit my knee. I instinctively checked my wrist for a notification.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

"I'm eating 'Synthesized Protein'." "So... fake meat?" "No, it's ...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »

@BBS_Veteran11/09/1996 06:22Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@Beanie_Baby_Collector09/23/2011 14:06This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@Scanner_Darkly03/30/2000 00:26I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@Rick_Roller_0707/11/2007 21:00Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

@Flickr_User_0401/27/2008 11:05A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.

@Mobile_Web_0111/12/2006 12:40Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!