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2002 Classic: The Real Madrid Centenary

Why were they embarrassed? Because they lost the Copa del Rey final on their 100th birthday to Deportivo, proving that parties and trophies don’t always mix.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2002 “Winter Wonders & Brazilian Magic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes05/04/2014 09:46Standard classic. Never gets old.
@Net_Addict_200003/31/2003 17:14My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
@Fresh_Prince_Will06/02/2002 08:34Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
@Jurassic_Park_Grant07/23/2001 17:14They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Fight_Club_Tyler04/20/2012 06:39The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
@Memento_Guy12/01/1995 22:06Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@Fifth_Element_Lelu06/23/2009 12:27Multipass! For the comedy club!
@Hey_Arnold_Fan06/19/1999 03:16Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
@Bernie_Mittens11/10/2011 11:30I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@Retro_End_User04/02/1997 10:52The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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