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1996 Archive: The Rangers 9-in-a-row

 Why was Glasgow only blue? Because Rangers were winning title after title, and Celtic fans started believing in ancient druid curses.

Part of the 45 Sports Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Golden Shoes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@DialUp_Dreamer03/12/2015 09:35Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@Geocities_Builder03/24/2013 05:12I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
@Digimon_Tamer03/28/2009 08:15My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@Harambe_Memories04/23/2007 17:59Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
@PopUp_Blocker_X12/19/1995 04:51I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
@David_After_Dent04/29/1999 07:25Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
@Troll_Face_Real08/07/2015 16:11Problem? No, just laughs!

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