Why the matchstick? For the German titans returning with a “Deutschland” video that broke the internet and reminded us how to do industrial metal.
Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2019 “Old Town Road, Bad Guy & The Truth Hurts” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Taylor Swift “Tortured Poets Department” Lockdown
Why 31 songs? Because Taylor decided two discs weren't enough to ...read more »
41 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2006 “Back to Black, Black Parade & The MySpace Fever” Edition
In 2006, the music world was a mix of soulful retro-revival and t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Foo Fighters “The New Chapter”
Why the positivity? For Dave Grohl and the band finding joy again...read more »
2025 Classic: The Megan Thee Stallion “Hottie World”
Why the anime takeover? For Megan turning her tour into a giant c...read more »
35 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2000 “Survival, Nu-Metal & The Britney Domination” Edition
The year 2000 was like a giant end-of-the-world party that never ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The TikTok "Apple" Dance
Why is it so hard? In 2024, every Charli XCX song needed its own ...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2009 “Bad Romance, Moonwalk Farewell & The Kanye Mic-Snatch” Edition
In 2009, the pop world became a high-art circus. Lady Gaga transf...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2016 “Lemonade, Starboy & The Year of the Legends” Edition
In 2016, the music industry felt like a rollercoaster designed by...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Post Malone “Grand Ole Opry” Residency
Why the cowboy hat? Because Posty officially became the new face ...read more »
2025 Archive: The GTA VI Soundtrack Fever
Why the synth-wave? Because the first tracks from the Vice City r...read more »
😜 More from category: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Death of a Legend (2025 Shock)
Why the silent guitars? For the heartbreaking loss of a major roc...read more »
38 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 1996 “Baggy Jeans, Spice Mania & The Macarena Apocalypse” Edition
In 1996, the music industry was like a massive rave in an abandon...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Tame Impala “Interstellar”
Why the 5-year gap? For Kevin Parker releasing an album that fina...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2004 “American Idiot, Yeah! & The Emo Revolution” Edition
In 2004, the music world was divided into three camps: the "Dirty...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
The Dude abides... this joke.
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
Storing my laughs in the cloud.