Why was the clay still red? Because Rafa defended his kingdom in Paris again, making the Roland Garros trophy his personal property.
Part of the 47 Sports Jokes: The 2019 “The Bounce & Tiger’s Roar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found a real treasure with this one.
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?