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1995 Vintage: The Punch Card

 Why did the veteran employee quit? He couldn’t deal with these new “high-tech” floppy disks.

Part of the 60 Classic Office Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pixel_Addict01/12/2006 09:48LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@Duke_Nukem_Fan01/04/2012 21:23I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
@Terminator_T80008/26/2006 00:10I’ll be back... to read this again.
@Napster_Search12/24/2000 07:50Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Patrick_Bateman_Fan06/05/2005 20:03Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@Yugioh_Duelist05/18/2004 00:25You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@Blue_Your_My_Boy07/10/1998 21:57You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@Dogpile_Fan_Club10/30/1997 06:10All the search engines agree: this is funny.
@Noob_Slayer_X03/02/2011 10:14Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.

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