A young volunteer usher causing a rhythmic, clicking sound with every step down the aisle because he keeps adjusting the air valves on his high-top basketball shoes during the collection.
Part of the 33 Religious Jokes: The 1998 “Y2K Panic, Dial-Up Loading Bars & Beanie Baby Fundraisers” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2024 Classic: The Bluetooth Speaker Hijack
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2024 Vintage: The Voice Assistant Siri Prayer Failure
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2025 Legacy: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
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2025 Archive: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
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2024 Archive: The Mobile Wallet Bottleneck
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2025 Vintage: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
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2025 Vintage: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
The senior ladies of the altar guild meeting on a video call, eac...read more »
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Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
A classic from the Spanish web too!