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1998 Legacy: The Pump Sneaker Ushering

A young volunteer usher causing a rhythmic, clicking sound with every step down the aisle because he keeps adjusting the air valves on his high-top basketball shoes during the collection.

Part of the 33 Religious Jokes: The 1998 “Y2K Panic, Dial-Up Loading Bars & Beanie Baby Fundraisers” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Nokia_Snake_Champ04/05/2005 04:12Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@Alt_Vista_Searcher05/18/2009 06:36I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@MP3_Encoder11/29/2001 04:57128kbps of pure comedy gold.
@Thundercats_Ho08/28/1995 06:13Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Tuenti_Specialist09/23/2003 15:51A classic from the Spanish web too!

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