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2022 Vintage: The Psychiatrist

“Doctor, I’m afraid of small talk.” “Me too. Let’s just stare at our phones for the next 45 minutes. That’ll be $250.”

Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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