1995 Vintage: The Procrastinator

How many procrastinators does it take to change a light bulb? One, but they’ll wait until 1996 to start.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2002, the world was swinging through the city with Spider-Man,...read more »

How many union workers does it take to change a light bulb? Fifte...read more »

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

In 2024, the world turned "Apple Green." We all survived a total ...read more »

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many redheads does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? One. But i...read more »

How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb? One. ...read more »

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many ca...read more »

In 2003, the world actually went dark during the Northeast Blacko...read more »

How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

In 2009, the world went 3D. We were all obsessed with the glowing...read more »

How many boomers does it take to change a light bulb? None. “Back...read more »

@Gladiator_Maximus04/21/2009 06:55Are you not entertained? Because I am!

@Dark_Knight_Joker02/13/1995 23:35Why so serious? Read this joke!

@RoboCop_9010/29/2004 16:26Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.

@Starcraft_Zerg03/17/1995 23:29Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!

@Illidan_Blind08/27/2005 22:52I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!