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1997 Legacy: The Postman’s Delivery

 Why did Kevin Costner sweep the awards? Because The Postman was a three-hour epic that proved even in a post-apocalyptic world, nobody wants to wait that long for junk mail.

Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1997 “Nipples, Postmen & Speedboats” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor12/04/1996 13:40You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@Startup_Kid08/02/2015 09:44Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
@Thundercats_Ho10/21/1998 06:51Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Top_Gun_Maverick11/01/1999 05:35I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@AllYourBase_9902/10/1999 11:29All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
@True_Story_Neil01/04/2001 02:10True story! I was there!
@Jackie_Chan_Wut04/12/1995 22:13My mind is blown by how funny this is.

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