2007 Classic: The Pocket

I’m “holding” the whole world.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

In 2023, the line between human and machine became as thin as a s...read more »

I’ve got a "juicy" gossip from the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "grounded."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

The clocks struck midnight, and to everyone’s surprise, the plane...read more »

I’m "earning" my stripes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

The decade ended with a blue tint and a lot of drama. While James...read more »

I’m "blooming" in the spotlight.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

I’m "buzzing" with every vibration.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

I’m "stuck" on a high-speed data loop.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "blown" away.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The F...read more »

I’m "following" the code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

I’m "changing" my mental frequency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "weaving" a digital soul.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

@ICQ_Flower08/04/2002 06:34The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Terminator_T80006/26/2006 05:11I’ll be back... to read this again.

@SpiderMan_Peter10/23/2009 14:27My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!

@Broadband_Newbie10/10/1997 21:11Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@PeanutButter_J05/11/2000 17:00It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?