I’m a pant. I’m just “holding” on.
Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
Bid 10/10 for this humor!
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
I see funny people... everywhere!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Professional humor for professional people.
One does not simply read one joke.
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.