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1995 Classic: The Plastic Pew Protection

Visiting the pastor’s office and sitting on a sofa wrapped in thick, sticky transparent vinyl that makes a loud suction noise every time you try to adjust your posture.

Part of the 34 Religious Jokes: The 1995 “Cassette Sermons, Overhead Projectors & Bingo Bulletins” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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