Why was it so slow? Because the President realized that “Pivoting” is hard when your feet are stuck in a “Budget Sequestration.”
Part of the 35 Presidential Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Healthcare 404” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Deadly funny! Watch out!
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.