2006 Vintage: The Pharmacy Wait

I’ve been waiting so long that the ‘New’ drug is now a ‘Legacy’ product.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

@Baywatch_Runner01/30/1997 07:28Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Donny_V_ShutUp06/21/1997 13:06Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler03/28/2007 16:30May I suggest another joke, sir?

@GL_HF_Runner08/20/2004 09:25Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

@Charlie_Unicorn11/20/2013 23:06We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!