“This pill is for social anxiety. It makes you forget people exist.”
Part of the 68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Skeleton Health
Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Blood Pressure
It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »
The Final Checkup
Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Psychiatrist
"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI-Skin
"Your skin is perfect." "Thanks, it’s a 'Real-Life Filter' I boug...read more »
2025 Classic: The Referral
He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Prescription
"I can't read this." "It's because it's written in 'Binary'."Part...read more »
A doctor and a lawyer are...
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Knee
"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »
2025 Vintage: The MRI
"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Reflex
He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Hands
"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »
The X-Ray Vision
Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »
The Sleep Study
Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Laughing in slow motion right now!
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!