2006 Classic: The Person of the Year

I told my mom I was Time’s Person of the Year. She said, “It’s about time you achieved something.”

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "ketching" up with my digital self.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

In 2020, the world didn't just change—it went into "Sleep Mode." ...read more »

I bought a plant that glows when I’m sad. It’s a "bright" idea, ...read more »

I’m "focusing" on the 16K resolution.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

My car refused to take me to the gym. It said I needed "rest-mod...read more »

I’m "spreading" the reloaded vibes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

2016 was a wild ride of augmented reality and viral sensations. W...read more »

I’m "berry" much ready for the next phase.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "purr-fectly" integrated.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’m "reflecting" in augmented reality.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

I used a device to talk to my cat. He just said "Meow-re food." S...read more »

The decade ended with a blue tint and a lot of drama. While James...read more »

I’m "rooting" for the human team.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan07/10/2006 23:07I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@AOL_Instant_Msg10/17/1999 10:14I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Fight_Club_Tyler05/23/1996 17:38The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Student_Life_0108/18/2015 21:07Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@Lag_Victim_0102/02/1995 07:45I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!

@Grammar_Nazi_9907/27/2015 20:57Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

@Last_Commenter01/30/2006 04:03Saving the best laugh for last!