Why was 1995 the year of the “Peacekeeper”? Because in Bosnia, the UN proved that the best way to keep the peace is to stand in the middle of a conflict with a blue helmet and a very politely worded request for everyone to stop shooting.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1995 “Stealth & Software” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.